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ANNOUNCING
The 47th Annual
FloatFest
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OZARK NATIONAL SCENIC RIVERWAYS
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With election year upon us and with the potential of a crappy outcome, FloatFesters may be flushed with emotion and concern; however, this year's journey down the beautiful Current River will enable us to wipe up the dirtiest political movements staining America's knickers ... get ready for:
UP SHIT'S CREEK (with a paddle).
As we navigate down the river, we'll enjoy selected stops on gravel bars
to test your trivial knowledge of Ozark Riverways legends and lore
while competing in various comedic games from the commode:
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One lucky FloatFester will earn a FREE TRIP to the 48th Annual FloatFest
and one dubious paddler will be elected as the dreaded M.O.P. AWARD winner.
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